If you wanna test me, I'ma pass the quiz Looking for a teammate, together we can win Better treat me right, or I'ma trade you…
…me, I'ma pass the quiz Looking for a teammate, together we can win Better treat me right, or I'ma trade you in And you can get…
…the quiz Looking for a teammate, together we can win Better treat me right, or I'ma trade you in And you can get the deuces call me ex-girlfriend…
…a man? This supposed to be my time to be alone But I'm with you instead [Chorus:] I swear you better treat me right, love me good Never break my heart Oh…
…baby, I swear I swear, darling, if you do I'll hurt you bad Tear your world apart Oh, baby, I swear I swear you better treat me…
…here, you better love me (Oh, baby, I swear) And since we're here, you better treat me right (Oh, baby, I swear) Said…
I hit your door Better treat me right When I hit your door Better treat me right Oh, I need you, baby Got no time to Ill do…
…on I said oh no don't be long Better treat me right What ya mother teach ya? Come on take a ride on my roller coaster Take you up…
…no don't be long Boy it's getting late and I'm holding on I said oh no don't be long Better treat me right What ya mother teach ya? Come…
…to ride, Down for life I'll be down for whatever Better treat me right Just walk on by Dont waste your time You'll never know me…
…be down for whatever Better treat me right Just walk on by Dont waste your time You'll never know me And this life of mine Just walk on by Dont waste…
…to ride, Down for life I'll be down for whatever Better treat me right Just walk on by Dont waste your time You'll never know me…
…be down for whatever Better treat me right Just walk on by Dont waste your time You'll never know me And this life of mine Just walk on by Dont waste your…
…the time is now The place is here Haw must be tonight Satisfied, I'm fiery and you know what to do Don't be cold I can be cruel too Let me in Yeah, you better treat…
…me right 'Cause the woman is you Haw when do we start I said "see my ways" I'm burning up, baby Why don't you treat me right? Let me in Yeah, and don't run…
…out Play the game Well, you better treat me right 'Cause I ain't done yet Now we'll find a way I…
…got something to say" I am the onion I'm the spice of life but I can make you cry I am the onion You got an appetite you better…
…treat me right So come on come on come on don't pass me by Out in the garden Tom tomato and aspara Gus Discuss how very good…
…you cry I am the onion Better treat me right I'm going to make you cry So come on come on come on don't pass me…
…to offend ya All day and all f*cking night Born to ride, down for life I'll be down for whatever Better treat me right [Chorus] Just…
…night Born to ride, down for life I'll be down for whatever Better treat me right [Chorus] [Bridge] What a shame We're reading…
I hit your door, better treat me right When I hit your door, better treat me right Oh, I need you baby, got no time to I'll do…
Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right Cause I'm…
…the night. I'll put you to the test; you better treat me right. I love you in that dress, don't ever leave my side. 'Cause I…
…it out for you You better Treat me right I'm yours for life Treat me wrong I'm gone Make it sweet I'll never leave Make me cry It's bye…

Even Worse (1988), The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic (2009), The Food Album (1993)
Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right Cause I'm…
…heart You gonna get me there Gonna take good care What'cha gonna do If I give you my heart You better hold on tight Better treat me…
…right [Pre-hook] Girl don't worry 'bout anything Worry 'bout anything Worry 'bout anything (nah nah nah) Bae I wanna show…